bandedbulbussnarfblat:

mesopelagic:

i would like to see… a little lizard

Here you go. He has a little helmet

(vía elcapitanfelipe)

reading-renditions:

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

It’s from their tears

(vía dictatorsheep)

quatara:

me: *doesnt do my work*

my teacher: *puts in a 0*

me:

(vía dictatorsheep)